no seriously you dongs, add _gunt >:|

you know i've been mulling this over, and there's no way i can top that last drama so i think it's time to give this internet journal a break for a while


but in the meantime get a load of this _gunt

i have two middle names, "trouble" and "fuckin'" :(

ok i've had a change of heart and i'm celebrating pirate day the one way i know how

if anyone talks like a pirate on or around my livejournal i'm going to take a dump in your mouth

edit i'll phrase this so you butts can understand it

"yarr if ye sea dogs talk like pirates on my ship, i'll be sendin' ye a surprise over the poop deck"

so...like...i won right? like, the goth scene? i'm the leader now? well, let me tell you goths something. things are going to be mighty different around here from now on. for one thing, you all have to wear at least one color. and don't give me that black is a color shit. a real color. also, no capes, goggles, fangs, silly hats, chain mail or staves.

Name: Rohton Von Rutsburn
Player: Will Huver
Race: Lionid
Age:25
Bio: Rohton is a river merchant by trade and at the age 13 along with his twin brother Lesly. After a year of sailing the rivers of Tadashi and upper Draco he ran into a more appealing trade; as a pirate or what he calls it picat because he is not a rat. The crew knew him as the Kitt because he was the youngest along with Les. The crew of the boat named “The Water Cat” was a fairly well know bunch of men along the river way. During the war the Boat was conscripted into the naval forces to Privateer enemy boats.
At the age of 24, he loses his twin Les and becomes heart broken and alone. Now he spends time with Katrine his friend for many years.


IS THIS GOGGLE GUY? SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM OR DENY

can someone on my friends list draw "the internet" in crazy ornate heavy metal writing? that'd be killer.

ok at this point the Mike Moroz is a Racist Megathread has reached 100+ comments which means that you clodhoppers haven't figured this out yet.

~key points~

1. when i posted that i didn't want any outpouring of heartfelt racial hatred and i didn't want to offend any of you dumbhats. i wanted to see funny pictures, and laugh and them.

2. i don't even kind-of give a fuck if someone gets upset with me because they don't understand irony.

3. again, this shit was behind a cut. the point was raised "what if a 14 year old jewish girl stumbled on this and read it". well, to answer that, i would have as much sympathy as if a 14 year old jewish girl got shot in the head because she went into a door that had a sign posted which said "all jews who enter this door will get shot in the head". that is to say, none at all. you all have the ability to moderate what you see and hear and unless one the ways i mispelled the word "racist" happened to deeply and profoundly offend you, you had to make the conscious choice to see something that could potentially offend you.

4. i'm sure as fuck that i'm right here. and if you make a judgement of my character based on what i'm posting on LIVEJOURNAL, you have a poor system of values. you act like i'm some horrible insensitive bastard because of LIVEJOURNAL but anyone (and i know people can and probably will attest to this) who's talked to me even on fucking msn for christ's sake knows that my LIVEJOURNAL is only reflective of one very small part of who i am, and i have no reason to care what you think of me if you limit your perceptions to how i am ON THE INTERNET

5. also, if a few years ago you were even in part responsible for the concept or execution of the goth show "return to columbine high" you can slap that highhorse of yours square on the heinie and set off for greener pastures because i absolutely will not entertain any moral qualms you have with me. OH WAIT. i forgot. dead kids are funny, dead minorities aren't. my bad. ignore this one.

there. that's it. that's the last i will ever touch on this subject again. this is the last time i will ever be serious in this livejournal again, and now that everyone knows the "if you don't like it, don't read it" rules, things are about to get about 1000 times more offensive then you could even imagine.

also, i'd like to point out the generation gap that's firmly asserted itself here. anyone near my age, my let's say with 5 years of my age in either direction, had no real problem with the post. now, anyone older than 5 years, it seems, either went from "this is offensive in nature, but i see no reason to oppose it" to "this is a moral outrage" i'd also like to point out, my good buddy melissa is at least part jewish, and she was the first one in that thread, cracking jokes like everyone else. maybe you honkies should gauge the reaction of the groups i'm offending before you start condemning my right to do so.

i watched the devil's rejects this morning. shit, son.

ok i know you all have your panties twisted up into an inextricable crusty thicket over three lines of text but lets not forget that anyone who had a problem with my post had to CLICK A LINK to see this "offensive content". if you bothered to read the 2 lines of text that preceded it you'd have a pretty good idea of what to expect after YOU, of YOUR OWN VOLITION, CLICKED THE LINK.

i guess you guys have just been skimming for the past few years but this shit is what my livejournal is about, and if you find it offensive then you should do the grown-up thing, and defriend me. as much as i love 8 million comments about whether or not i was wrong in posting something, this is pretty tiring. i've been doing this since forever, and if you decided to pick now to get upset i'm not particularily inclined to care.

some month and day, 2005 i guess

"...There is definitely something wrong with that kid. he came down here & started laughing obnoxiously, after introducing himself with a belch. He seems really stupid."

so wait a minute a turtle dink behind a cut is ok but the word "coloreds" isn't?

the way i see it the worst thing you could call a non-racist is a racist. i plan to spend this week testing that. also i start school in like 8 days or something lets see if i can set a record for dropping out really fast

>i am bombarding you with radiation

>oh baby my hair iz fallin out

>oh thats hot im giving u a blud xfusion

>i threw up and came